Models of the Runway: We Have A Winner!

Guess who LOVES winning!

Well here we are after just having watched Irina be crowned the winner of Project Runway Season 6. Before her parents even came onstage crying everyone knew that this means Kalyn also wins for accidentally ending up as Irina's final model - her "muse model" as it were.

"Good job showing up, honey!"

"I love you, mom!"

So CONGRATULATIONS Kalyn! You were born pretty, modeling fell into your lap, you got cast on the show, you love everything, and you ended up modeling for the winner. Well done, you.

Cheetos and Delta Burke actually take the news quite graciously and congratulate their designers on all their success both now and in the future. Hooray!

"Those stupid fugly ho's! What are the judges thinking?!"

For the next 20 minutes, Heidi recaps the first season of Models of the Runway, but I've already done that, a week at a time, so I'm going to go ahead and call it a night.

"Hey Kalyn, sit down. Let's talk about every day since you got here!"

As for a Season 2...? Unless Lifetime decides to do some MAJOR tweaking on the premise of this behind-the-scenes look at the models' experience, I'm not even sure it will warrant recapping. Most of the episodes consisted of either: fretting, tangential outings, stories of modeling for the good of your children, fretting, minimal bickering, and fretting. None of this information was interesting or necessary for enjoying Project Runway. It was kinda nice to be able to at least feel a little sense of knowing the models when it was finale time, but that could have been accomplished in one half-hour special sometime during the last two weeks. All in all, it was a cool idea that fell into totally boring incompetent hands. And this is coming from someone who LOVES reality shows about modeling. Seriously Lifetime. Get a clue.

And to you, my beloved readers who managed to stick with me to the bitter end - all of my love! No matter how dumb the show, I always love reading your comments and giggling about the silliness of it all. It's been a pleasure! I hope to see you soon, as my next adventure takes me to MTV and their latest nightmare, "Jersey Shore." Trashfest! Orange skin, spiky hair and grating nasally voices. I'm in!

This girl and her hair will try to find mates.

Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta