I ♥ Ray

On last night's Adam Carrolla Project, Adam's pet assistant got fed up with Adam's attitude and threatened to quit. So Adam sent him to a mystery person, who is Adam's "friend" or colleague or something...and his voice over as we meet him is - "usually when someone is giving us trouble, we get rid of them, so we'll see what he has to say." Then this industry guy tells the poor assistant - we have thousands of resumes of people waiting to take your place!!!! He flat out spells it out to this guy with fake sincerity that he's disposable. OMG! They even try to make being an assistant to Adam a big Hollywood thing - dude, W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R! I bet that's how that industry guy is able to cry himself to sleep at night - thinking he wipes celebrity ass as being a desirable profession.

On another note - I LOVE Ray! He's my James Hetfield. Just love him. I'm so sad that there's only one more episode left. If you ever see Adam, tell him you have a friend who is in love with Ray, seriously.

Adam's TV Show Completes My Life

I have discovered a delightful little piece of television pleasure on TLC called "The Adam Corolla Project." The premise is that Adam Corolla ripped down his boyhood home and has hired the most worthless idiots on the planet (his friends, of course) to rebuild it and then sell it for a million dollars. It's hilarious because it's usually him checking up on the construction crew and they haven't accomplished anything since he left last. So he's always annoyed and frustrated and trying to get them motivated. There's this one South American guy named Ozzy who, instead of doing construction work, decided his job would be to barbecue - all the time! So all he would do is clean the grill, prepare the meat, and cook stuff for everyone all day long. Then one day one of the other guys' mom came over and brought them all sandwiches and Ozzy had a fit and stormed away. He was so offended. It's hilarious because he can't really speak English so he just blusters. And all the while Adam is narrating, saying, "Ozzy doesn't realize this is a construction site. He thinks he's on a Mexican soap opera." Imagine that in his sarcastic voice - it's great.

Last night Adam was shopping for kitchen appliances. He was looking at a stove and here was the conversation:

Adam: (about the burners) These look like 36 inches, right?
Salesguy: 34
Adam: Don't ever correct me on camera. Let's try again. How big are these?
Salesguy: 36 inches
Adam: No, they look like 34 to me.

It was awesome! Somehow I'm afraid the blog won't do it justice, so you must tune in.