Prison Break = Mental Break

So I have official news about piece of shit show...

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Last night I was weeding through the intense amount of programming cramming up my DVR box (sigh) and I noticed I had two episodes of Prison Break on there. This means that there would be about 5 minutes of progress between these two episodes.

So I started watching the first episode and ten minutes into it I find out that the execution of the guy they're supposed to break out is postponed for two weeks. Which means there's more time to "break out" which they don't seem to do. It's just more planning the freaking break out. That's when I decided - I HAVE HAD IT with this show! That's it. I felt an annurism start forming in my head and I had to say goodbye to Prison Break FOREVER.

No more prison break for me, it's over. I can't stand it. It's like a few episodes into the second season and nothing is happening. I feel like it's a time pit, a joke or something cruel where they lure you with hotties and then torture you with the worst writing in the history of television shows. Aurvoir motherfuckers!!!

Prison Break = Piece of Shit

The finale of Prison Break was sometime in the near past (I can't tell anymore, cause I ONLY watch DVR, seriously, even if it's on that night, I let it go for a half hour then start into it on the recorded version so I can skip the commercials.)

I had two episodes to watch, each an hour long. So after two hours of Prison Break, guess what happened, go ahead fill in the blank: ________________________________________

That's right NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!! And this was the season finale. Nothing! Nada, Niet, Zero. They ALMOST broke out and then - what do you know - another obstical stopped them. What a piece of shit show. I spent the whole 1st season of Prison Break watching for nothing. I am so fucking angry. This is a movie, not a TV show. How can they be so ridiculous to think they can make a multi-season show about breaking out of a prison? You guessed it - by never breaking out.

I want those 8+ hours BACK! Every mofo episode was a freakin' carbon copy of the last episode. They're trying to save one man's life, and in the season at least 10 other people have died. AND THEY'RE STILL IN PRISON. Bullshit!

ODE TO HOTTIE!!!

Have you seen Prison Break? There's this guy whose real first name is Wentworth - no joke. He's the man that's been missing from my life. He's so HOT!

The show is not bad either, especially in the beginning, it was great. There was this one sceen where the evil inmates were trying to get information from Michael Scofield (Wentworth) and were threatening to cut off his toes if he didn't give it. As I was watching, I was thinking - surely, they won't cut off his toes, it will probably come to the last second, just like in everyother show and then he'd spill the beans. But not on Prison Break- they freakin' CUT OFF HIS TOES! And they showed how it was bleeding all over the place. And now, he limps, it's great.

But now, as you can guess from the unfortunate title, there isn't much going on in the show except for the very cliche: Just about to break out, but we hit a snag week after week, because really, if they broke out, that would be the end of Prison Break.

And thought this guy is extremely hot, like 11, he kinda has the same facial expression and he's waaaaaaaaayyy too pretty to be in prison.

But I still recommend it, because he's hot and he has a full-body tattoo of the blueprint of the jail that looks nothing like a blue print. It's kind of amusing to see what he'll use his tattoo for next.

Oh, and true to form, the bad guys are so disgusting looking. All greasy and gross, it's great.