The Complex Existance

I think I've come full circle when it comes to celeb-reality. I once believed, then I doubted, then I was skeptical, then I knew for sure it was bullshit, and now I'm realizing that there's a lot less anger when you just suspend imagination and believe.
So, ok, Paris and Nicole are no longer friends (wink, wink). I love it when the reason why people have a falling out is a big well-kept secret, when everyone knows that Nicole projected Paris' sex tape to a room full of her friends. Ok, we don't really know why they're not friends, I'll play along. I saw the two episodes that have aired so far, back-to-back in reverse order...wait, I'm dizzy.
Anyway, it sucked. Period.
Season one was MAGIC! Do you remember how much we laughed? It was so great. We even recorded episodes, hold for this, on VHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then we showed it to our friends incessantly, while only you and I would laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And when they announced they would sell it on DVD, we both pounced on, hold for this, the land line phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we pre-ordered. And we waited with baited breath by the post box, we'd switch who would take the day off from work to wait for the post-person (ha ha) - the gentle-person who delivered our mail (ha ha ha).
This season blows. I can't even recap cause I don't want to go there. I'm afraid I won't last the whole season. That's not hot.