Monday, April 26, 2010

Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty: Brazil Mini Cap

Jessica sheds her inhibitions... and her clothes.

Last night on Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty, we hit the beaches of Brazil to find out why it's necessary to rid your nether regions of every trace of hair. Here's the reason: Everybody, no matter how big or small, wore teeny tiny bathing suits on the beach. And they all strutted their stuff like they were Giselle Bundchen. We also learned that plastic surgery is totally hip and cool in Brazil, but shaving your legs is not. That's right - the hair removal stopped from the thighs down.

Jessica, CaCee and Ken tried to learn how to samba and Ken was the only one who looked remotely successful, and he only achieved that by shaking and convulsing a lot. The crew then participated in Carnival where they wore Vegas showgirl outfits and jiggled all over the place. The biggest lesson learned is that Brazilians don't seem to be impressed at all with inner beauty - it's all about the facade. It's like Los Angeles South! Come back soon for more!

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