Monday, August 29, 2005


3. Jessica Simpson - did you see her? She was totally high. I couldn't believe it. First she was wearing a black bra, with a doily pinned to her front. And let me say this - that fucking bitch has some nerve talking shit about Brit, Jessica is a hundred times worse. And to top it all off, she's lazy too. She is the most annoying person. Most of her recent success came from re-makes - Every Breath you Take, Angel, These Boots were Made for Walking, Dukes of Hazzard. She has no originiality, no talent, she's dumb as dirt, she looks like she mentally challenged most of the time (all of the time when she's singing), and her voice when she complains (which is a substitute for talking) is like nails on a chalkboard. And now she's getting all skanktified. I could definitely use a world without Jessica Simpson.

4. Mariah Carey - ok, there's mentally challenged part 2. These girls are Ana Nicoles in training. Mariah was planted in a place and she didn't move. She looked like if she did make a move while she was singing, she would fall down - she seriously looked like she was strung out from chasing the dragon. Ha ha. But then I was watching her akward statue pose, and I was thinking maybe because she has gained so much weight, she was positioned in the slimest pose. In fact it was the one leg in front of the other, sideways pose, the one that's supposed to make you midsection look thin - it didn't work.

Everytime I see her, I always think back to her Cribs episode when she wouldn't show anyone her bedroom because we had to respect her privacy, and then two min later she got butt naked and climbed into the bathtub.

5. I can't even start about R. Kelly's performance. That was the stupidest, hokiest, most aweful thing I have EVER SEEN!

In conclusion, I've come to realize that this world that I live in gets more confusing to me day by day. Instead of getting clear and making sense, I'm starting to wonder if maybe it's me that is loosing their mind.

1 comment:

Honey Gangsta said...

Didn't see the awards. Was too busy trying not to die from whatever flu I have at the moment. DID hear Kevin and Bean ripping it to shreds - they were there. Might I comment on the picture of the Simpson sisters? They look like f-ing racoons! Please pass the black Sharpie. I can't find my eyeliner. More to come...