Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The plaid pants skater guy


You know, I think that Talon's friend, the plaid pants skater guy, really is the only one who has this figured out. He has come to the conclusion that girls only want you until you're hooked, then they are on to the next challenge. Wow. A brain in Laguna Beach? It took until the second half of senior year to figure out Kristin's game?
I don't think Talon was convinced anyway.
Poor Talon. He only wants what he can't have. He just can't figure out why hooking up with EVERYONE hasn't produced him a girlfriend yet. He only loves Taylor because she is perfect and no one compares to her. And he only loves Kristin because she'll show him her hmm hmm and then act like she hates him. Poor, poor Talon. Poor Eagle Claw.
The pathetic award this week has been taken from LC to be awarded to Jessica, who hasn't actually seen Jason's semen on Alex's face, so she doesn't believe that he's cheating.

2 comments:

NoiXdeCoco said...

Maybe Alex swallowed. Hmmm, I wonder if Jessica thought about that.
That's so hilarious, I had tears in my eyes when I read that - semen on her face! Holly crap.

I know, that was a great little heartfelt moment about discovering Kristins game. It's like the Al Franken phenom. You know I just saw a book he wrote called - Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them" - BRILLIANT! I can hear Jacob (whose 4) saying something like that.

Honey Gangsta said...

Next week is Formal. The drama shall unfold!