Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Episode 5: Ralph Style Review (haven't seen it yet)

I'm watching The Bachelor and it's making me very upset. Why do these girls do this to themselves? Sweet Trav's hair has got to go. It's so dorky. And is Susan bubbling over with bull or what?

I didn't watch last night (will today), cause I was watching Here Comes the Cake. But I did tune into the last fifteen minutes so I can see who gets vetoed before I suffer through the entire 2 hour episode - the drunk Canadian! Whoa, that was a surprise. All that's left are brunettes, I'm fascinated, truly. I liked how concerned they are that the Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nut gets to stay. It's like she's a poison or something. Her video message - fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

He is pretty lame and dorky and it's sickening to watch the morons trip over themselves being impressed.

No...I can't believe that bastard gets to go to my Vienna. :( That's enough to make me cry.

Hmmm...I guess I would be pissed if they got to frolic in Australia. I feel ya!

And...apparently next week he'll face the most difficult rose ceremony yet.

! Are you serious? I better tune in.
Also, Chris asked - will the ladies join Sweet Travis for an intimate night in the fantasy suite sniggle snoggle??? I'm torn...what do you think??


Honey Gangsta said...

I can't wait for you to see this episode. First of all, I didn't know it was TWO HOURS LONG until I was fastforwarding through commercials and noticed that I was passing the one hour mark and we had only been on 2 dates. Good thing they took time at the beginning to do a montage of all of the hometown dates from previous seasons of the Bachelor. As if seeing them 3 to 4 times on their original seasons wasn't enough with all of the recaps and precaps and teasers and wrap-ups. Needless to say, I fastforwarded through this.

So Sweet Trav has narrowed it down to the macadamia nut, the actress, and the teacher. I'm not impressed with his selection.

You have to count how many times he says the words "comfortable," and "uncomfortable" in this episode. It was so great to see __________ so comfortable in her hometown. I was so uncomfortable when ________'s parents asked me how many siblings I have. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Sweet Trav is an ER doctor. Shocking. He didn't specialize.

Ew, ew, his hair is so retarded.

There's nothing left to do but vote for the teacher (if we're voting reasonably). If we're voting for what Sweet Trav really deserves, it's got to be the actress. Oh my gosh I almost choked on my own bile when they met up in her (comfortable) hometown. Watch the SHOW she puts on at that part. She must have been feeling really comfortable.

Honey Gangsta said...

Oh my gosh! Also pay attention when he explains his reasons for choosing ER medicine. Um, whaaaa?

NoiXdeCoco said...

SUCH A TEASER!!! It's like the precap of the show, except I really want to see it now. DAMN it, I'm playing volleyball tonight, I'll fit it in somehow.

Too funny.

NoiXdeCoco said...

I saw it last night!!! But have run out of time to comment, which is making me feel uncomfortable, and is difficult. Will post tomorrow!