Thursday, May 04, 2006

The D - innappropriate!!

I was watching the Apprentice last night and I have to share with you the boardroom innappropriateness that was spewing from the Donald. The losing team had three men and a woman on it. The woman was the PM and so she was grilled badly. The guys were making fun of her southern accent and that she wanted everyone to get along; they viewed it as a womanly weakness. They told the D that she said she wanted everyone to love each other, at which point the D said:

Donald: "She said that?"
Men: "Yes"
Donald: "She said she wanted everyone to love each other?"
Men: snickering "Yes"
Donald: ''She said she wants everybody to love each other, and you didn't take advantage of that? You are a schmuck.''
Charmaine (the object of The D's sexual harrassment) was completely oblivious to what was just said.

Then later...the men kept calling Charmaine negative, and The Donald declared:
"I don't believe you're a negative person Charmaine, you're very attractive."

One more time:
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A NEGATIVE PERSON CHARMAINE, YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE"

WHAT?????????? 'Attractive' is not the opposite of negative!!

It should have been - "I don't believe you're a negative person, you're very positive" or "you're very light-hearted" or any of 50 things that would make sense in this sentance.

2 comments:

Honey Gangsta said...

I don't believe you're a negative person, Charmaine, you've got a great rack!

I don't believe you're a negative person, Charmaine, your ass is hot!

I don't believe you're a negative person, Charmaine, your lips look very capable.

I don't believe you're a negative person, Charmaine, can I nail you?

I don't believe you're a negative person, Charmaine, down on all fours! I mean, you're hot. I mean, can I fluff your pillows? I mean, take your clothes off. I mean you have a great ass - I mean attitude. That's what I mean.

NoiXdeCoco said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...fluff your pillow...