Sunday, June 11, 2006

OMG! Have the Paparazzi GONE TOO FAR?


It may be time to ask again whether anyone has gotten a glimpse of a celebrity's uterus, or other internal organs. Apparently, the question has recently come up again as to whether the paparazzi have gone too far. Please click and read the preceding link and then read on...

This douche is trying to tell us that the public should be reacting against this kind of journalism. What? Why? It's not bothering the public. It really has no effect on my life that someone camps out in the trees outside of Lindsay Lohan's house. I'm not going to stage a reaction. In fact, I find Lindsay Lohan rather annoying, so if someone can annoy her back in return, I say carry on!

Several times he craps on these people and belittles their choice of making a living "quote, unquote," as if his choice of profession is any better. He's signed on to make a**holes look like respectable people, and convince us to spend more and more money to support them. Very honorable work, yes. They're all sucking money out of the celebrity vault one way or another. Let's not forget ourselves, dear hypocrites.

1 comment:

NoiXdeCoco said...

Wow, a post with pre-work. Gee, thanks. :)

The only thing I have to say about the paparazzi, ok, I have two things to say about it:

1. The word paparazzi is a pretty cool word. I'm going to guess without actually taking the time to look it up, it's an italian word, and despite the explicit negative conotations, it's STILL a cool word. I think one of these crazy celebs should name their child Paparazzi. Papparazi Banana Batman Stefani - that's my suggestion.

2. I've seen and "spent time" with more celebrities in different environments than I care to and have yet to see a single paparazzi anywhere. Have you? Are they even real? Or is this a distraction orchastrated by Scientologist to cover-up something else? And if so, what could that be? The fake lunar landing? That W isn't really a human, but an ill-fated beta version of a wax figure with a computer chip? That country music's facade is fooling millions of people into wanting to live the simple life? The possibilities are endless....but we won't get an answer, because everyone is too busy contemplating the paparazzi issue. It is forefront in America's mind.